clvbpenguin:

my mom doesn’t even text me back

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fallonconfessions:

You keep making this argument that Jimmy’s trying to be protective of Winnie and keep her private, but if he *really* wanted that he wouldn’t have mentioned her on the show and on the Ask Jimmy clips, wouldn’t have posted pictures of her on Instagram or let his brother-in-law and goddaughter do the same, wouldn’t have shown videos of her, or wouldn’t have done that People magazine interview. None of that is “being private” at all.



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fallontonight:

akidandhiscats:

Steve Harvey is the best

Steve Harvey is a gracious host, but not when it comes to getting you a bowl of corn! 


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shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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"i love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. i love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. i love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like Iim nuts. i love that after i spend the day with you, i can still smell your perfume on my clothes. and i love that you are the last person i want to talk to before i go to sleep at night. and it’s not because i’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s new year’s eve. i came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

you see? that is just like you, harry. you say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you.” 


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